Because it saves ingredients.
Why can't I place this tree without half of it being cut off?

Because it is griefer candy.
Why do people hate on teh ponies?

Because the care bears are about to take over.

Why do I have my mords wixed?

Because you are suffering from Dain Bramage.
Why do people get joy from the pain or discomfort of others?

It makes them feel safer about them selves.
Why do minecraft animals troll me?

Because they are bored of derping around the forests.
Why are circles round?

Because they want to make minecraft jealous.

Why is the Aether mod so tasty?

Because the nether tastes like shit.
Why is my computer hell bent on not running the aether mod?

Because the ice mod gets no love.
Why are gray sheep so evil?

Because the white ones and the black ones always have parties without them.
Why are air whales so derpy?

Because... uh.... they're doing it wrong?

Why is are cows so awesomness?

Edit: this was originally meant for the worm's post, but it works just fine with drewgon's too.

@Drew Because spazzing out in walls damage their brains.
Why does the ice dimension mod get no love?

Why is this post so useless

Because you wrote it

How is babby formed?

By eating the insides of there mother.
Why am I not aloud to divide by zero on a calculator?

Because the inventors are trolls.

Why is my toaster always so angry?

Because the blender said things about his mother.
Why do people plank?

Because it pays to go on the beaten path.

Why is my teddy bear shooting at the police? O_o

Because Its a cop shooting a cop.
What should I do to this printer?

Scrap it for robot parts.
Why do people wear not ride motor unicycles everywhere.

@Worm

Sin.

Why yhW?

Because its the opposite of what you just said.
Is it a good idea to make a religion based around a food?

Absolutely.

What is the best thing ever?

SLEEP
Why am I not asleep right now?

@Worm

Because when the dust from the religous genocide clears, you can eat it!

Why did E.T. steal my cupcakes?

Edit: Why do you people keep ninja'ing my posts? D:

Because you wouldn't let him go back home.
What year with this thread post die?

Because he is saving for winter, they are most likely buried in your back yard.
Will someone else have answered R. Browns post by the time I post this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik

What is the cubed route of zero?

Edit: yes, in fact.

PI
WHY, JUST WHY?

because Chuck noris said so.

Now, why is 3 cats and 1 dog = fish?