Cause.

Why did the delaware cross the army?

@Drew not even ben knows.
Why am I dressed up in a E.T. suit stealing food from people?

Why not?
Will the trolls win or fail in the long run?

Win, if the chicken isn't awoken from it's eternal slumber.

Donde esta el bano? (sorry for the poor spelling, I'm not good with spanish)

@Drew you asked 2 questions so I'll answer them both.
Because I will get attacked by the people who want their food back.
And the only thing they will be good at in life is sitting in a chair and staring at a screen.
Why did you ask 2 questions?

The same reason I let a troll take me on a wild ride.
Is the poniez doing a good job of replacing my rage posts?

If your saying poniez in a good way then yes.
What goes on in a minecraft squid's head?

2-D organs.
Why am I still awake?

Because your mind is still working correctly.
Why am I still posting on this?

Because stupid questions still need answers.
Why is it that these threads are so addicting?
Bonus question: Will I need stupid question and answer rehab when this thread finally dies?

Cause all of our sarcastic/creative/other minds want to answer stupid questions.
This depends if you did something stupid.
Why has this thread survived longer than wreck a wish foundation?

Because wreck a wish foundation gives you wises
Why did I awnser that?

Because you are drawn into the thread.
Why is TF2 now free?

Because so much people whined about not having it when they were broke?
iono
Why is Futurama unfindable?
I CANT FIND IT,on a channel.

Cause my net is down
Why do...Wait,what was I'm going to ask?

You we're going to ask about the pie, it is delicous.
Do we need moar bacon STRIPS!?

YES,we do.
I still can't find it.
SOMEONE HELP ME.
wait nvm its not on.
Why does bender want you to (something) his shiny metal ass?

Because he is a major Homo
How come that is?

^ Read the password thread i just made, now pl0x.

Returning back to the original thread:

IS Kaede-chan REALLY a girl, or just another G.I.R.L ?

She is a robot from the future.
Why is it that people from thousands of years ago invented simple machines that almost work better than some of our modern ones?

Because we've ran out of good ideas.
If Kaede-chan is a robot from the future does this mean shes related to skynet?

Skynet was my predecessor.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause he likes to...LIKE A BOSS!

Why we like to have sex?if we are just going to regret it.once we get married to the guy or girl we had sex with?

Because we choose to... LIKE A BAWS!

Why do I like bunnies?

Because you have a strange bunny fetish.
What comes before profit?

Pain, suffering, love, and marrige.
Is the time NOW to invest in Canada?

Yes because people are buying more fish

why do i always fall over?

Because you are drunk.
Why is it that their is no global form of money?

Because we like to take the piss...

why did i wake up in a submarine...