Your a russian spy.
Why Did I wake up in the underwater city of Rapture?

Because the calls are coming from inside the house.
If a sale ends yesterday until tommrow TODAY! When does it end?

It ends yesterday until tommrow TODAY!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if it wanted to?

As much as he wants to.
Why are deuces both awesome players and total retards.

Because being an awesome player doesn't mean you're a freaking Einstein.

Why the hell did the last guy call me a stoner? (Schaudenfreude is NOT a drug. >.>')

Because he's nine?

Why do nine year olds play this game?

Because there all crazy and like killing people lol

what would you do if your gf had a penis lol ????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c6vDxvOXhQ&feature=channel_video_title
I know the song sucks, but it answers your question so well.
Do we see the same colors, or are we just told that blue is blue no matter what we see as blue.

Cause its green.

Where's Waldo?

Up your butt.
Why is he there?

Because India was an island.

Why was Simo Hayha so good?

I dont know,that movie brings nothing to mind.
How many girls lay Aos?
and if they say there girls are they actually just G.I.R.L's?

When in doubt, assume that they're just G.I.R.Ls.

What do the majority of you have against CoD? (I wouldn't know 'cuz I only played MW1 (CoD4) online)

Because black ops sucked so bad.
Why are almost all mainstream shooters running together?

because its a mainstream shooters maratton.
why there is so much nazis in AOS?

Because everybody is from 4chan.
What is the best anime?

Who knows.
Why is no-one joining my clan?

That IS a stupid question.
¿dondé esta la zapataria?

Nasa ilalim ng upuan mo.

What is it about immature players that rile you guys so much? (Aside from griefing.)

They're immature.

What is a good question to ask?

Nothing.
Why is it that we try to be mature all the time, if a little immaturity is still fun.

That's not a question.

How many apes does is take to screw in a light bulb?

1 half of an ape
Why did the cat eat an apple?

Because he was hungry.

Whats 34 divided by 0?

34
why
why
why
didnt the penquin fly?

Because he was bored with water.

What if Abraham Lincoln didnt exist?

then he would not be on the penny
why are there gingers?

Cuz They like Ginger...
How do I change my IGN?

By using the magical power of friendship

Why am I a reverend?

Because you can't be a priest.
Why can't he be a Priest?