cuz ur nuts

y u fry?

Because it is awesome.
Why do we use paper to buy things?

because we did'nt like to trade cows for chickens,we wanted to trade something else and have cows,chickens,and pigs.
Also,Fox guy I hate you because yo hated on the thing i love when i had said nothing about what you love.it really hurt.
WHY SHNITZEL?

Cuz of a Shnitzel
Why do I have halo as my second favorite game below starfox?
(I'll awsmer myself CUZ ITS BEASTLINESS I mean the older halo for Reg Xbox. and halo 3 )

Because barrel roll is much more fluid and dynamic on Starfox than in halo.
You can say that since everything in the universe already has a trajectory and a speed, so everything that will every happen is already predetermined. Why should we then care about life?

girls
why does middle school suck so much?

because it really is.
why we can't have nice things?

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why is my science teacher so mean?

because he got a really bad memory on the past that he can't forget
why is 4chan is full of losers and douchebags?

Because its like the new jersey of the internet.
Why is robocop music so epic?

just is man
how is it already 9??

Because its actually 8.
Am I going to answer another question?

I propose a counter-argument.

Should I post more puns or do I have to point the point of this?

more puns
why did i have to be born into the stupidest generation?

Because God and the Reaper agreed to torture us.

What would you prefer: Nuke Horsies or Explosive Horsies?

Naplam ponies.
How much more COD games do you think will be made until the end of the serie?

I don't give a shit, I don't like CoD.
Do you likez Caramell? Ma favorite song, btw

(Bet you never played it but I dont like it two)
No, cause its for japanies gaze.
Why, do griefers grief?

Because they're griefers, duh.
Life is so good and earth is big, but why I feel so crapy and trapped?... Sappy, sheesh...
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I have tried it, once, at ma friends house, and... I don't like it.
I just want to point out one thing, your name, it's not Comrade, it's Komrade.
Just sayin'.

Because the world is a fiction that we call reality.
Why do I sound like a wise old man sometimes?

because sombody needs to
how many post are there on all ace of spades forums together?

Almost over nyanty-thousand and a hundred.
I'm victorious. U jelly?

no

Yes?
You likez naruto?

Sort of.
Why is time linear?

Because insert random equation here.
Age of Empires Online, Y U NO BE LIKE AoE II!?

Because I say so.
U mad?

No, I'm Jelly.
Buttsecks?

(HA! POSTED AT 59 SECONDS AFTER YOUR POST!)

Sure, sounds like fun.
Can you count to -5?
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[Lolz, now the minute is MAD!]

0,-1,-2,-3,-4,-5
Why do we judge everything based on fiction in reality?