owned
how many times have you had gay sex?

LESS THAN U

Why add when you can subtract?

tabt 5 times
honey dont u remember how many times ?

i got owned D: so so owned
do you want this burrito?

which 1 the 1 in the fridge or the 1 in ur pants
who likes cheese?

neither this one

that wastn an answer or a quwstion
how do i become an admin?

By saving christmas.
Why did my college application for lama school get rejected?

cause yo' spit
smells like shit

How do I get a bottle of Dr. Pepper that instantly refills itself?

By truly understanding the magical-tastical power of friendship.
Why does math make my thinker-box hurt?

Because you dont play LoL.
Why, what, and LoL???

Because,Chuck Norris, and trollololo.
Is there pudding flavored crack?

No, but there is crack (of the anal variety) flavored pudding.
Why does the afore-mentioned pudding taste so good?

It's due to the varying climates paired with a ceratin immagrate citzen ratio causeing matrix code to reverberrate changeing pudding taste, but the matrix dosent exist but the pudding changes taste which a paradox within a paradox witch should explode so you should be dead.
What did I just say mean?

It means that the platypus army's negotiations with Llamaland have broken down, causing all-out war. How many blues does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The same number of reds.
Divide by zero.

3, 1 to screw it in and 2 to shoot the greens attacking there tanglo fort in the mistacial land of TFHSRJUJF.
How do you spell Zack Galafangust's last name?

s'tsugnafalaG.
Why does my pet beaver have herpes?

You haven't feed it enough condoms.
When do you think people will stop posting on this thread?

The day after never, there are too many stupid questions.
If you fart in space, will anyone ever smell it?

All the poor African children will D:
What the fuck does WTF mean?!

Welcome to facebook.
Why is the sky blue?

Bob Ross painted it that way.
Can I swim on a jet plane?

If it crashes in the ocean, starting a new season of lost.
Why are trees green if black would work much better.

becuz people used to shit on floor so tht y
why is ur face like tht while blue is a better color for ur face?

Because of pi.
Why is osama bin laden haunting my dreams?

Becuse he is you!
Why you gotta be hatin on Arbor Day?

because of armor day.
what is armor day?

It's when everyone does this.
Why does?

why not?
Why will no one make mr. toots from the new red faction game?