Granted, you aren't laid anymore.

I wish I was German.

You are, but you're also in the times of Nazi Germany.

I wish that BLUE MASTER RACE was the hottest tag.

Granted, you're green.

I vhish fur a Nazi German Officer hat.

You get one, but your avatar sets himself on fire with the hat on. And his ball catches fire too.

I wish that I can play guitar flawlessly.

You can, but only you can hear when you play.

I wish I could be a really good thief that never got caught.

did you have to revive this thread?

Banned for not messing up my wish and making one yourself.

Wish granted, but you only steal lollipops from babies.

I wish that I had a sports car.

You save up to buy one and get an amazing sports car, but now you're a tool.

I wish I were a professional athlete.

sports car comes with rebbecka black and justin bieber

i wish you wreck my wish

Your wish is not corrupted.
...Thus causing a time paradox that ends the universe.
I wish Mario was green and Luigi was red

mario is red and luigi is green

i wish toad was like a toad and not a mushroom

mario is red and luigi is green

i wish toad was like a toad and not a mushroom

toad is a mushroom and not a toad
I wish your double post went away

well it cant so......

i wish u would go out with me

10se1ucgo (Tennessee 1 You See Go) agrees to go out with you. At the end of the date you make out and it's horrible for everyone. (Including the people reading this thread)

I wish I could buy a new 3 TB Hard drive for under 50 bucks

You find it within the price range but its sold out
I wish this was revived instead of the other thread

Granted. It turns into Frankenstein and rebels agaisnt you.
I wish I still had my Nazi German Officer hat.

You wish and wish but it never comes back
I wish the next poster had nothing good to say here

Granted. I them proceed to start emitting very bad language from my vocal cords. :feellikeasir:

I wish it was a leather Nazi German Officer hat.

Granted, but the leather is still attached to a live cow.

I wish that babies had uni-brows.

That would be funny but the doctors shave it off anyways
I wish my cat was nyan cat

Your wish is granted but then the power of your cat destroys everything you love.
I wish I could draw so I can make a AoS comic.

Granted, all you can do is draw cock jokes.
I wish this cow was dead.

It becomes invincible and binds with your head
I wish his jokes were worse

Granted. The album of Passenger of Shit is created.
I WISH FOR ARMOR.

Not granted
I wish for Ect. !

Granted, ect. is everywhere.
I wish that Internet never had lag.

Lag never effects anyone again but every person becomes a complete troll.
I wish people didn't steal the word mhm from me.

Everyone now uses mhm
I wish trolls troll troll's trolls