whats a gundam?

gtfo

He's 9 remember.

If for him to gtfo is your wish, it wasn't granted. Sorry.

I wish this anime I'm about to watch (Le Portrait de Petite Cossette) will thoroughly entertain me.

@Gregery
You get a dispenser that dispenses aids instead.
I wish for a box full of crossbows.

Kaede-chan: "I wish the person I love loved me back ;_;"

BUT I DO LOVE YOU KAEDE <3

^They're nuclear crossbows and you'll never be able to shoot far away enough to not be killed by them.

I wish I cold swim like a dolphin.

@kaede-chan
It does not.

@Worms3ddude7
Your wish is granted, but all the crossbows are broken into 500 different pieces.

I wish I didn't have to go look for a job, and that I had my own apartment/house with everything I could ever need/want.

Are you me, Lexsym? You get what you want but you have to live the rest of your life there alone and nobody loves you.

I wish... I actually had friends. I don't because I'm too lazy to keep in contact with anybody. I'm a horrible person. Seriously, somebody just kill me right now. ;_;

You will now be happy and with lots of friends...in an insane asylum.

I wish I were in a Halo game and could meet all of my fan characters.

Master Chief killed you because you were infected by the flood.
I wish to be a little girl.

(I appreciate that, spaz. I really do. Maybe now I can finally stop hurting inside)

You are now a little girl, but you can't look at yourself in the mirror.

I wish the world would enter a zombie apocalypse.

The world entered a zombie apocalypse but the military ended it within a day.
I wish for more wishes

(Late)All of the zombies quickly die out after finding out that Chuck Norris returned. He killed them unarmed and all of his limbs tied up.

I wish that I could go to Italy.

Italy dies.

I wish the guy above me didn't steal my opportunity to wreck noires wish.

You can now wreck Noire's wish, but in turn, you must stop being a black hipster.

I wish I'da done better in school.

Your wish has been granted,
but i have forced your soul into this gem and you now must fight witches as a mahou shoujo

You did better in school but don't get a good job.
p.s. I had my own apartment before, too bad I lost it >;;;

I wish I had a Cintiq 21UX instead of my 12WX.

Whats a cintiq?
I wish i new what a cintiq was

you do but you can't tell anyone about it
i wish i was a grapefruit

To bad, you have been infested with weevils.

I wish Nyan Cat didn't exist.

Your wish was granted, but you have a constant feeling like something is missing in your life.

I wish I will wake up on-time today.

You wake up on-time to find out you shouldn't have and could stay sleeping.
I wish my dick touches the floor.

Both of your legs get shot off and your dick smashes into the floor.

I wish I had the power to manipulate people to do my every wish.

you look in a mirror, and angered by the ugly-ness of the guy in ur mirror, you order him to die(that guy is you if you cant tell :3)
i wish to be the smartest man in the world, but not to know wen i or the rest of the world will die

Your so smart you can now see the future, and commit suicide.

I wish every possible thing bad can happen, even things that are impossible.

Fat idiots 1 nano millimeter long penis raped your mother

I wish spaz didnt make that wish

he did :P
i wish to have a wish nobody can wreck

You just created a paradox and now it is the end of the world.

I wish the world would never end.

the world goes on and on in a monotonous circle never changing
i wish to kill god :3

You can't kill me, sorry chap.

I wish everybody in this thread were my friends in real life.

Your friends die of old age (you are god?).

I wish ice cream would reappear when I ate it.

Everyone in this thread is now your friends in real life, but you never get to meet them.

Edit because sniped:
The same ice cream you just finished eating (from inside your stomach with all the stomach acids and such) reappear so you can eat it again.

I wish that I had more time to myself today instead of doing work.