You are now a member of the fourth sex.

I wish I had enough money to buy a banjo.

(DAMMIT)You are a hermaphrodite and every comes to stay with you at your house for you.

I wish everyone was fair.

That'd be too good and a completely unwrecked wish for me, though. Thanks!

Everybody is now fair, but not to you.

I wish the moon would crash into the earth in 3 days.

Kaede stop being so depressed.

It will but yo'll go back in time and repeat the following three days for the rest of forever.

I wish I didn't judge people so easily.

I'm not (that) depressed. Just a little, and only lately for some reason.

You are now a very non-judgmental person, but now you will be used by someone you didn't accurately judge. (._. )

I wish it'd rain here. I hate living in the desert.

.-.

It will rain for forty days and forty nights.

I wish I could have a real life Easy Button.

You now have an easy button, but it doesn't do anything when you press it.

I wish.... well, I can't tell you my wish. Not this one, sorry.

You don't even know it yourself.

I wish I could know what i was wishing for.

keade tells us her wish
i wish to know YOUR WISH :>

Granted, but you get amnesia and forget.
I wish i had friends.

You right and left hands are now your friends (With benefits ;))
I wish I was BLAK

Your friend is yourself.
I wish i had pie.

skippin me foo

I'll do you, Sasquatch.

You are now a BLAK, whatever that is.

(My wish was super top secret, alex. I might tell you later if I see you ingame and we happen to be alone.)

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.

TELL MEEEEE!
Nope.avi your a weiner dog.

You're 9 years old, your eyes aren't meant for it.

NO! im...im....im... 30! No really, i dont give a crap bout if its appropriate

US law states I must refrain from harming a young child's eyes with inappropriate information. Not really, but maybe I just don't wanna tell you. :P

You get turned into a Oscar Meyer weiner but then you get bored and can not turn back to your original self leaving you doomed as a hot dog forever.

I wish for a device that made wishes.

Granted. This device will self destruct in 5 seconds
I wish obama wasnt president

Now a republican is president and further driving our economy into the ground. (You know it's true, don't even try and dismiss it)

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted.

Granted, but sometimes malfunctions and teleports you without your clothes and sometimes your soul.

Your wish is granted but you can only use it with in the next 5 seconds you accidentally teleport your self to a random arctic desert in canada where no one can find you.
I wish for a hand held portal device so I can drive a car while using it.

Your portal explodes

I know Kaede's wish.
But I won't tell.

I wish Shadow wished for something.

Shadow wished for you to die.

I wish I had vodka (and if I get it, ill love you forever, get really drunk, and play ace of spades<3)

Come over to my house and drink all the vodka you want (It's pomegranate smirnoff though, yuck)

I wish I had a 12 pack of Newcastle.

Your 12 pack of new castle ends up killing you instantly (no clue what it is).

you didn't wreck my wish, you made it better.

I wish had a full bottle of vodka, filled with vodka, right beside me (Russian Standard).

The vodka is poisoned.

I wish I knew what to do.

You now know what to do but can't do it.

I wish Shadow never left my server ;_;