You now don't have a thing for hands, you hate hands so you cut yours off.

I wish that a giant russian sock monkey took over mexico and came to canada to give me tacos.

Edit; \/ Ha Ha

They did that, but it was made out of the meat of my hands.

I wish I could grow new hands so I wouldn't have to type with my feet.

You grow feet where your arms should be
i wish i had a pet enchilada named dave

You did, but I ate him. He was delicious.

I wish I had a cool tag under my name.

Your tag says tag.
I wish obama played basketball.

He does, at your school. And you were molested by him. In the shower.

I wish cows said baa and goats said moo.

They do but cats also shit out rainbows and over populate the world.

I wish upon a star.

The star crashes into you.

I wish I wasn't banned from Harbor Urban for playing around with the Serverbot.

You are unbanned from Harbor Urban, but Serverbot gets to fuck you in the ass.

I wish someone would.... nevermind.

Your wish that wasn't explained isn't fulfiled.

I wish Kaede would join my server right now.

I was on your server but..... you reset it, so now I'm gone. (quite literally)

I wish time would stop and I could play forever.

you played forever soon the universe got sucked into a vortex and you went with it.
i wish for a suckjob while hanging on thee gauntlets

You get to suck my toes.

I wish all of my wishes came true always.

All of your wishes come true but this one.

I wish I could run on my hands.

*ruins forum game by typing this*

You get hands where your feet are,

I wish that boss didn't try to ruin this game.

He doesn't, bu-TACTICAL NUKE ITS ALL OVAH

I wish I was a pimp; a black pimp.

You became a pimp but you could not afford the plastic surgery

I wish i had a machete

You make gay porn with machete
I wish alexthecreeper would reset his fucking servers

i do, then i shut it down
i wish to be evil :>

You become evil but to evil people.

I wish I had a clone.

You try to make a clone, but it backfires. Say hello to Skinny_Einstein

I ii ii ii i i ibalrken kaeybourdadt wsh e hud vsvkien

You get a new keyboard but it is possessed by the devil.

I wish to go to sleep soon.

du får aids av din säng

I wish i didnt know how to speak swedish

I wish all these nords would get out of the thread.

They get out but annoying Slavic people come.

I wish to be able to reverse-digest food.

DU får HIV av en gurka som ville inte komma ut

I wish i could spell

You spell good but not words. You spell magic.

I wish you stop speaking nord.

I stop speaking it for a second, only to find kaede sucking his own dick forcing me to yell, JÄVLA BÖG

I wish i was a fat idiot