to grief the building

Haha, that is a funny one.

Everybody votekick chicken!!! YOU FAGETS Y U NO VTEOKCIK!!111

WOMYN Y U UNDERSTAND WHY WEE NO VOTEKICK

The chicken crossed the road simply to see what happens

Because ATHIEST is a dumb.

TO ESCAPE A WILD NEGRO

too many answers to count o.o
just some:

Plato: For the greater good.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its
pancreas.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment
would let it take.

http://philosophy.eserver.org/chicken.txt

ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting ,in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

To get away from Nyan Cat.

because the crosswalk signal indicated it was his turn to walk

Try figuring out why the chicken crossed the road when your high on lsd.

to get away from pedobear

To see a trending indie buzzband in the venue across the street.

Well, looks like that the chickens fate...

*puts on sunglasses*

Was (in)edible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs

That would have been funny, but it's supposed to be inevitable.

to be hipster

Damn, I probably wouldn't have done it if i were on firefox. (it corrects spelling errors.)

To download firefox

Moral of Story
never ever fucking use internet explorer

to download firefox so it could search for chrome. IE IS TOO SLOW TO DOWNLOAD AWESOMENESSS.

IM CURRENTLY USING CHROME!

MORAL OF THIS POST
USE TEH INTER-CHROMEZ 4 SPEEDY PR0N!

To get the enemy's intel.

To get laid

Î have to say this is a funny one.

BUMPAGE

Define chicken and road.

-Typical smartass

why did the real atheist cross the road?

because his mum finally came to walk him across

CUZ HE WANTED TO THATS Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@4THEIST: Don't be absurd. Aethiests don't believe in anything as outdated as roads.

@1337101 I WORSHIP PAPA SMURF AND IN OUR TIME we dont have roads

to get to the other side!! :D