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Mad because I disagreed with you in your racism posts?

yes obviously. How'd you know? I get sooo mad when somebody on the internet disagrees with me :(

I've been banned from a forum (The Haven & Hearth forums) for disagreeing with moderators' posts during a discussion. A two week ban.

I don't get embarrassed easily. I usually shy away from things that could end up being embarrassing (gym class, swimming, school dances, etc. etc.)

When I made the first move on my girlfriend and jizzed in pants

I don't think you actually had a full-on orgasm, you probably just leaked a little bit (hehe, men get wet too). It's totally natural, and nothing to be embarrassed about. It's not like she noticed, right?

No she didn't notice...

When I was in 7th grade some fat kid decided to pants me.

I was going "commando" at the time (I ran out of clean boxers and instead of wearing a dirty pair like a normal kid, I went free-bird).

It also happened to be 30 degrees out so my dick was about 3 inches long and as wrinkly as your 80 year old grandma.

I was able to act sick for almost a week before I had to go back to school. Worst year of my life.

There was a time where my ex's sister busted in on us doing the do.

After that, she couldn't look either me or my ex in the eye for a week.

And Percy, I know that feel bro.

I know.

Most Embarrassing Moment:

In 6th grade my best friend and I accidentally told each other we liked the same girl (we couldn't blame each other, she was smart, funny, and hot). So we both went up to her and asked her out in front of our whole class only to get the response that she liked this Lady's Man with like 6 girlfriends. The whole class laughed us to misery.

hahaha holy shit this thread.keep it up everyone.i bet y'all look like these guys here http://i.imgur.com/eyyQV.jpg :)

You're too cool to tell us about your embarrassing moments, Fagmaster?

Let me guess, one time, after football practice, a couple of the guys got a hold of you and forced a jock strap onto your face.

When my older brother walked in on me and my ex having... well, you know...

What made it worse was he then proceeded to phone my dad and tell him.

Needless to say, my ex didn't get on with my brother very well (read: at all) after that.

Wow. I'd have beaten the crap out of him.

"Daddy, Influx is getting poon and I'm not! Will you ground him, please?"

He was constantly jealous with the fact I was getting action and he wasn't. He's about 3 years older than me as well, so you might have thought he would act mature about it?

Nope.

In fact, when my dad first found out me and the ex had 'done it', he told everyone in the family, and my brother sent me a text (SMS) along the lines of "You dirty little bastard. Hope you catch AIDS". Real mature.