Hit me with your best Chuck Norris joke you have.

Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with hot butter.

Jesus can walk on water...

But Chuck Norris can swim on land :D

^ lol

I forget hiw this one goes

Chuck Norris was flying over hiroshsima during ( you know when) one of his hair of his beard fell out

When Chuck Norris came back from the Virgin Islands they were just known as "The Islands".

Sue wins

Chuck Norris "Jokes"?

They are FACTS!

Hitler only killed himself because he found out that Chuck Norris was Jewish.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger he's telling you how many seconds you have to live

FACT:

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter

and counted to infinity......TWICE

^ lol

There only reason because there is no life on mars... Is because Chuck Norris was already there!

And gregery i just have to ask is your pic a marine in SC

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag, he potatosacs.

He can slam a revolving door.
He can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

the boggeyman checks his closet every night for chuck norris

when chuck norris kicks the air YOU FALL direct contact is an INSTANT DEATH

chuck norris died 5 years ago, the grim reaper is to afraid to tell him

@ Falcon,

No, It's my Spartan in Halo Reach.

Edit.

Oh, and Chuck Norris raised for turtles when he was younger, we know them now as Ninja Turtles.

OMG GUIZ GOT DIS REAL GUD WUN K SO DUS HCICK ORNIS GUI GOWZ INTO TEH STORME ADN MASTER CHEIF KILS HIMME TEH NED DID I DUI GUD???

while most kids pee their name in snow, chuck norris pees his in conrete

ITT: The old Barrens General

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars have to look both ways

You can pretty much just apply anything that works for "In Soviet Russia" to a Chuck Norris joke and it'll work.

In Soviet Russia, prostitute rapes you.

Chuck Norris doesn't rape prostitutes; prostitutes rape him.

>implying females can rape men.
>implying you can't redtext on this board.

There's something wrong with your links...

Edit: wait that didn't work :<

Edit: I see what you did thar

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris...the cop was lucky to leave with a warning

There used to be a street called Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Graveyards originally had "Chuck Norris was here" signs but everybody knew that.

They aren't links, I did that on purpose. Just putting <a></a> makes it red text like it's a link.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Oh and his tears can cure cancer as well.

^^ too bad he never cried

when chuck norris plays a game hes always in last but always wins

Chuck Norris once got hit by a train; he was the only survivor D:

Chuck Norris can speak perfect french, in russian.

Chuck Norris has won championships with his game face alone.

Chuck Norris wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side, if he had one.

Once while hiking while the jungles of Africa Chuck Norris was bitten by a venomous snake. After seven long painful days, the snake finally died.

He beat Medusa at a starring contest

He can Believe it's not butter

The only time he has ever been wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake

Phoenix Wright asked a man if he would become Ace Attorney and He replied "yes"
that man was Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was building a wall, it got griefed. The griefer lost his equipment and limbs.