I'm bored. Hit me with your best Soviet Russia jokes. Good ones will be added here.

In America, you break law, in Soviet Russia, law break you.
In Soviet Russia, women put dick in you.
http://i.imgur.com/CRCAV.jpg

In America, you open presents, in Soviet Russia, PRESENTS OPEN YOU.
In America, you make Soviet Russia jokes, in Soviet Russia, JOKES MAKE YOU.
In America, you hunt animals, in Soviet Russia, animals hunt you.

In Soviet Russia, women put dick in you.

^Win

Images work too.

in soviet russia, T.V. watches you

http://i.imgur.com/CRCAV.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Goat keep you.

in soviet russia, ppl hop bunnies :p

Let's not forget the original here, men:

In America, you can always find party. In Soviet Russia, Party always find you!

In Soviet Russia, these jokes are still funny and original

In Soviet Russia, poop comes from the toilet in your butt.

in Soviet Russia popsicle licks you!

In America you shoot with a gun, in Soviet Russia guns shoot with you.
In America you whak a mole, in Soviet Russia mole whaks you.
Soviet spare pants stop communist poop.
Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyiEaSzpdMk
By the way please check my application to komrade clan (page 48)

^love the whak a mole 1