To lighten the sprits I'm gunna make a forum game!
The idea is the above user attacks you somehow and in the post below you must survive the attack then attack someone else! VIOLANCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!

Example:
User:xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
I shoot you with a pistol.
User:kirbyfan8329723572035702387420857923872
I dodge it bullet-time style!
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZARZ! BWAAAAH!

Have fun.
I try to smash your face with an iron!

i defect it with my awesometacularness

User:mman

I stab you the back with a switchblade, through the main artery to the heart.

The pyro saves me just in time, bitch spy!
I call in an airstrike bitch!

I get it :D. I'll start from the OP.

I duck out of the way.
I try to shoot you with my epic portal gun!

Unfortunatly, that was not part of the test.
I throw a combustable lemon!

I shoot with my plasma cutter!

^You have to dodge as well READ!

I unread the entire post.

Chuck Norris stares at you for 3 seconds.

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

Mman casts flare!

^ win

i put up a force field then shank you with a necronmorph arm!!

But before you can I point out the Noid ruined your pizza's freshness and when your not looking taze you!

I throw a watermelon at Falcos head.

Mman lays down the law:POST FORMAT
how you survive the above posts attack
attack
THROWING FRAG!

I catch frag and throw it at a donkey that is a safe distance away.

I call all my Irken alien friends to mount a FULL SCALE INVASION against earth.

*posts sighn that reads "NO ALIENS allowed"
Sentry goin up(for those who don't get the rerfrence a robot thing that shoots at you).

I have a Sentry protectance shield.
I throw my banhammer at your face.

*changes ip*

I force feed you McDonalds.

Wendy's smashes though the wall and we all enjoy some frosties.
Grandmaster swings at you with his banhammer!

I throw herobrine in front of me!

( horrible reference
I THROW JOJOE BANHAMMER AT YOU MUAHAHAHA

I catch the Banhammer and slam it into the ground, creating a shockwave which knocks you off your feet.

I then pull out my M1911 (Colt .45) and start shooting at you.

You have horrible aim and miss all 100 shots.
I vacuum you up with my aardvark nose.

I cut off your nose with a machete!
Mman shoots first!

Somehow, a concrete barrier shoots up and blocks the shots. I reload my M1911, take aim and start shooting again.

A slenderman walks up behind you...too bad.
I grab my butterfly knife and vanish into the shadows...a moment later I attempt to backstab you(for the sake of anyone having the ablitie to reply).

I whip around and bitch slap you.

I smaw glitch the hell out of everyone *You wont get this joke if you haven't played the conduit*

No! I wiggle my face in the corner of Streets and SCAR the crap out of you outside the map.

u fail cause im God