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  • Thread Fight [Forum Game]
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    To lighten the sprits I'm gunna make a forum game!
    The idea is the above user attacks you somehow and in the post below you must survive the attack then attack someone else! VIOLANCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!

    Example:
    User:xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
    I shoot you with a pistol.
    User:kirbyfan8329723572035702387420857923872
    I dodge it bullet-time style!
    IMA FIRIN MAH LAZARZ! BWAAAAH!

    Have fun.
    I try to smash your face with an iron!

    #108442
    [EX]mman789
    that dude
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    i defect it with my awesometacularness

    #108443
    mrt8062
    mr.t
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    User:mman

    I stab you the back with a switchblade, through the main artery to the heart.

    #108444
    DeathEnhanced
    The Grand Exterminator
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    The pyro saves me just in time, bitch spy!
    I call in an airstrike bitch!

    #108446
    [EX]mman789
    that dude
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    I get it :D. I'll start from the OP.

    I duck out of the way.
    I try to shoot you with my epic portal gun!

    #108448
    AardvarkStrikeForce
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Unfortunatly, that was not part of the test.
    I throw a combustable lemon!

    #108452
    [EX]mman789
    that dude
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    I shoot with my plasma cutter!

    #108463
    [Ex] Falcon [Isaac Clarke]
    Field Engineer
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    ^You have to dodge as well READ!

    #108472
    [EX]mman789
    that dude
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    I unread the entire post.

    Chuck Norris stares at you for 3 seconds.

    #108475
    SpazDragon1397 (コバルト)
    The Badass Pony
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
    "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
    Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
    Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
    Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
    Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
    Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
    Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
    All came out of no where lightning fast
    and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

    Mman casts flare!

    #108477
    [EX]mman789
    that dude
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    ^ win

    #108478
    [Ex] Falcon [Isaac Clarke]
    Field Engineer
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    i put up a force field then shank you with a necronmorph arm!!

    #108479
    [Ex] Falcon [Isaac Clarke]
    Field Engineer
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    But before you can I point out the Noid ruined your pizza's freshness and when your not looking taze you!

    #108485
    [EX]mman789
    that dude
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    I throw a watermelon at Falcos head.

    #108486
    Bubbzo
    Block Architect
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Mman lays down the law:POST FORMAT
    how you survive the above posts attack
    attack
    THROWING FRAG!

    #108488
    [EX]mman789
    that dude
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    I catch frag and throw it at a donkey that is a safe distance away.

    I call all my Irken alien friends to mount a FULL SCALE INVASION against earth.

    #108492
    Bubbzo
    Block Architect
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    *posts sighn that reads "NO ALIENS allowed"
    Sentry goin up(for those who don't get the rerfrence a robot thing that shoots at you).

    #108495
    [EX]mman789
    that dude
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    I have a Sentry protectance shield.
    I throw my banhammer at your face.

    #108516
    AardvarkStrikeForce
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    *changes ip*

    I force feed you McDonalds.

    #108518
    Kanye
    Hipster
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Wendy's smashes though the wall and we all enjoy some frosties.
    Grandmaster swings at you with his banhammer!

    #108521
    [EX]mman789
    that dude
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    I throw herobrine in front of me!

    ( horrible reference
    I THROW JOJOE BANHAMMER AT YOU MUAHAHAHA

    #108543
    [Ex] Falcon [Isaac Clarke]
    Field Engineer
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    I catch the Banhammer and slam it into the ground, creating a shockwave which knocks you off your feet.

    I then pull out my M1911 (Colt .45) and start shooting at you.

    #108573
    JosephAllen129
    Imperial Guardsman
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    You have horrible aim and miss all 100 shots.
    I vacuum you up with my aardvark nose.

    #108576
    AardvarkStrikeForce
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    I cut off your nose with a machete!
    Mman shoots first!

    #108585
    [EX]mman789
    that dude
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Somehow, a concrete barrier shoots up and blocks the shots. I reload my M1911, take aim and start shooting again.

    #108590
    JosephAllen129
    Imperial Guardsman
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    A slenderman walks up behind you...too bad.
    I grab my butterfly knife and vanish into the shadows...a moment later I attempt to backstab you(for the sake of anyone having the ablitie to reply).

    #108592
    [EX]mman789
    that dude
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    I whip around and bitch slap you.

    #108650
    Viper
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    I smaw glitch the hell out of everyone *You wont get this joke if you haven't played the conduit*

    #108652
    Joseph Stalin
    Worm
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    No! I wiggle my face in the corner of Streets and SCAR the crap out of you outside the map.

    #108654
    Sue_Sakamoto
    Mimiga
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    u fail cause im God

    #108655
    [MLG]rambo
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
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