I find those socks...a little arousing...

*dreams about setting wyvren on fire*

*Dreams about Bionicles and Thomas the Train Engine teaming up to save the world*

*wakes up and takes off the damn sock on my horn because it looks weird and goes to sleep in my house sized bed* (the thread is abandoned, we need to keep it alive ;_;)

*Somehow teleports next to Luna while sleeping*

*Wakes up and sees her*

Oh hell no.

*Re-teleports back to my own bed and does stuff*

walks up to the side of luna's castle and blasts some dubstep

*wakes up to the sound of wub wub wub* what the hell is this crap? *pours water out on the stereo to break it and turns and sees cobalt doing something unidentifyable in the shadows of his bed, since he didnt tell me what it was I dont know* goes back to sleep*

*Laptop goes low on battery power.*

(Whispers)God dangit I was getting to the part where Luna was going 'Express her royalty' to Twilight.

ffffuuuuuuuuuu...

*Goes to sleep and dreams about female Sangheili fetish*

*it is now day time*
*sees sign that says world wide archer competition next town*
*challenge accepted*

^^^^ *shoots you in back with my own bow, then borrows cobalts laptop while he sleeps*

i am lucky that luna cant aim i guess

*Dream: "Don't worry Luna, I will save you from the aliens before they can turn you into a zombie mutant!"

"Oh, Cobalt!" She said dramatically putting her wrist to her her forehead and leaning it back, "How will you ever save me with your strapping arms, handsome looks, and utter badassery!"

"I will show you..." Puts gun to alien guard's head, which epically explodes and sprays the wall in such a gory yet satisfying way.

Cobalt pulls the bars from around Luna's arms, and both stare at each other so dramatically and romantically and seductively and get closer and--

A random Pinky Pie pops up, and screeches like a bird.*

*Alarm clock screams in ear* SON OF A BITCH

Haha Spaz. ;P

That always happens to me^) *makes waffles and throws some at wvyrn and eats the rest with some more cocoa*

*Slowly walks away from this madness*
Off topic: @Zherhec If you can go to your youtube inbox i sent you a message.

What happened to me and my AA-12? @Fire I responded

Zherec your just a homeless guy with some guns at this point...

Aww. *Shoots luna* IT'S NOT TRUE!!!

*luna is bulletproof* you can live in the shed behind my castle if it makes you feel any better?

Nah ima sign up as a guard. :)

ok your first job is to whip cobalt repatedly while i go on shams server

I'll pay your salary: 10 bits an hour and you can keep whatever the hell out of our castle. FOR NOT WHIPPING ME.

Hmm I like Spaz better. :P

*nuclear explosion comes from the next town while wyvern is at the archery comp*

Sorry just shot my Fat man by accident.

But... now i feel out numbered... I ORDER YOU BOTH TO LEAVE *SIPS COCOA*

I can't leave because...this cocoa is awesome.

*sneaks up and steals a sip from Luna's cocoa*

Fine I support Luna.'*grabs AA-12* DANCE SPAZ DANCE

im ordering you to leave too zherec >:( and gtfo my cocoa *sips*

But but. No one tells The MLG Battlemaster to leave. *summons CC army*