*my body rheals and i crawl into the closet with my tail between my legs and curl up in the fetal positon and cry* how could you ;_; i was only going to whip you like 3 more times...

Riiiiiiight.

Now remember, you don't mess with an Element, you got it?

*locks the closet and sips my emergency cocoa while shakeing in terror* Yes sir

I found your abacus though.

*teleports abacus into closet*

thank you sir *hides under some saddles and goes to sleep*

constantly smiling :D

Ima shoot you pineapple.

The sun shines a bright light into Zherc's eyes as he shoots. Causing him to shoot at Isaac Clark!

ITS CLARKE AND IM BOSS SO YOU CANT AND SWITCH TO MY FALCON FORM!!!

* I d some ariel reconesiance of the gore below me and screech *

BAWMP

*Outside Luna's Closet*

I brought you breakfast. :D Well, a traditional omelet, ham and cheese bagel is what I had, I made one for you too, if that's what you want.

*Comes back to madness* Hey guys! I'm back. What happened while i wa- *Sees everything and my brain explodes*

Lol

*Is sitting in church mindlessly whilst all of this tomfoolery is going on*

*has used a spoon to dig my way outside of the castle and escaped*

...

It was an apology bagel.

WWWHHHHHYYYYY???!?!??!?!

Because you split me in 2 ;_;

The Sun takes a poop on Spaz, making him brown!

I burn the poop off, and it smells like Axe.

@Luna, You're a goddess, and you clearly lived through it.

In fact, I'll go through the tunnel like a desperate dude.

Ripped Luna in 2? I do the same process this time with a grape gun. :P

*seals up both ends of the tunnel with cement whilst youre in it and goes back to my room and turns on tv to see the town fighting*

Aww. *shoots Luna with piercing goddess thingy shots*

*walks into town*

*shoves AA-12 into gregery's hands and tells hI'm to follow me*

*A weapons merchant sets up shop in town. His stall is covered with guns and blades. Gleaming in the sun light is a set of power armor. A sign reading "Sale, everything must go!" sits on the front of the stand. You look in your pocket at the wad of bills and walk up to the stand.*

This will be fun...

*grabs power armor, and everything in reach*

*Hearing what's happening above ground*

It's going crazy up there.

*Teleports out of the tunnel and accidentally appears right above Luna. I fall on top of her, creating an awkward position*

Oh crap. I never wished for this.

*Notices TV.*

OH HEY CAN WE WATCH 'FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS'?!?!? PLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX?!?!?

*Merchant pulls out a pepper box revolver with 36 barrels and says..*
"I think you forgot to pay, and you wouldn't want to skip out on paying me.."
*A warning shot grazes your face..*
"Next time, It will be three inches to the side."

@drew O RLY? Pulls out Battlemaster degree and AA-12 with drum magazine and a G18.

@^ *I poo on zherhec and drewgon in my falcon form*

DREW POST ON THE AOS CLAN THREAD! SO YOU CAN GET OF THE MIA LIST