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    This is a simple forum game. Post your best Yo Mama jokes below. As an example and starting joke:

    Yo Mama so fat, she needs cheat codes for wii fit.

    Yo Mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.

    Now you try.

    #123846
    Drewgon13
    SMG supporter
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama so fat, she jumps in the air and gets stuck.

    #123852
    Soap
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama so stupid, when she heard Christmas was around the corner she went looking for it.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit was manufactured.

    #123855
    [MLG]Zherhec
    UjustgotMLG'd
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    yo mama so fat even jesus can't lift her spirit

    Yo mama so stupid, she went to a Eminem concert and yelled "I LIKE SKITTLES BETTER!"

    #123859
    Thunderstorm
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama so stupid, she checked and opened all of the windows in her house when her computer instructed her to "Open the window".

    #123860
    Soap
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

    #123861
    XxX-lol-XxX
    ...
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo mama so ugly when she entered a ugly contest, she saw a sign saying no professionals and she said "Oh man I Better get out of here!"

    #123862
    [MLG]Zherhec
    UjustgotMLG'd
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

    #123863
    [MLG]DUCK
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo mama so dumb, she kept you.

    #123864
    Booboorocks998
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

    #123866
    [MLG]DUCK
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    (Wait... wasn't XxX-lol-XxX that hacker that was griefing like every server w/ hacks? ._______.')

    Yo Mama so dumb she looked at the mirror and said "OMG I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD A TWIN!"

    #123867
    Soap
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama so fat, she uses a telephone pole as a tampon

    #123869
    [MLG]DUCK
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo mama so dumb she doesn't know the difference between a float and a double.

    #123870
    Thunderstorm
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    #123872
    [MLG]DUCK
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama so fat she can't wear yellow; the elementary school kids mistake her for the bus.

    #123875
    Soap
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo mama is so fat, they banned her from Disney Land

    #123878
    Logibear13
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama so fat, when she walked into the room somebody screamed "OH NO, IT ATE THE MAYOR!!!"

    #123879
    Soap
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama's so fat she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped out.

    #123881
    KomradefLaMe
    BurningAssassin
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama's so fat she rear-ended a car.

    #123884
    Soap
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama's so fat that she gave Gabe Newell a run for his money.

    #123890
    Papa Khan
    Warchief
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama's so ugly that everybody died.

    I <3 Patrick Star. ^W^

    #123895
    Soap
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live.

    #124563
    Drewgon13
    SMG supporter
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor

    #124564
    [MLG]DUCK
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car

    #124572
    [EX][POOF] Gone
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

    Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me "whats the number for 9-1-1"

    #124574
    [MLG]DUCK
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks playing at 0.58 makes you an experienced player! :3

    #124606
    Booboorocks998
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks MLG is a legitimate clan.....

    Sorry that was rude and uncalled for and too serious for this post

    Yo mama's so poor she walked out of the back door of her house while walking in the front

    #124609
    [EX][POOF] Gone
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo mama so dumb, she believed Gone when he said it was uncalled for; It was very, very called for.

    #124655
    Booboorocks998
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    ^lol
    Yo mommas so stupid AND fat she jumped up on the stove and said "We're havin bacon tonight!"

    #124732
    KomradefLaMe
    BurningAssassin
    Posted 6 years ago
     

    Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

    #124734
    KomradeKodiak
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago
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