chuck norris killed the grim reaper by touching him ironic right?

God believes in Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' house doesn't have doors, because he can walk through walls.

Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass: He dares it to grow.

Chuck Norris ordered a Happy Meal at Burger King and got it.

Chuck norris can drown a fish

chuck norris doesnt wear a condom theres no protection from chuck norris

chuck norris got arrested once and the guards are still in prison

Chuck Norris pissed on a truck, that truck is now known as optimas prime

Chuck Norris created the universe by sneezing.

Chuck Norris can gurgle knives, and remain without a scratch.

One time a rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris... After 3 days of pain and suffering, the snake died.

At post above, look on the other page I already used that one.

If at first you don't succeed, you aren't Chuck Norris.

When chuck norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. he pushes the world down.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as chuck norris

Dragons fly on land, Chuck Norris walks on the sky

It's like I'm really running around the old Barrens again.

Chuck Norris.

'Nuff said.

Many kids wear Superman Pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.

There was once a Chuck Norris Toilet Paper, but it got taken off the market because it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

Chuck Norris was born on Febuary 31st

The Sherman tank was first named the "Chuck Norris" tank in honor of the man himself. Chuck Norris demanded that the name be changed as the tank was not badass enough.

To this day, no tank has been named the "Chuck Norris" tank.

While everybody can roast beef, only Chuck Norris can pea soup.

your an a**,just jk :D

Once upon a time, Superman watched Walker: Texas Ranger

He cried himself to sleep that night.

Nuclear explosions have to wear eye protection so they aren't blinded by Chuck Norris.

The Tunguska Event wasn't caused by a comet exploding in mid-air, it was Chuck Norris dropped from a height of 10,000 ft.

Also, Chuck Norris once impregnated a woman who subsequently gave birth (by virtue of proximity). We now know this person as the Master Chief.

Each and everyone of Chuck Norris' beard hairs can grow a whole new Chuck Norris, so when he shaves he must hunt down and destroy his clones.

Chuck norris watches this five times a day.

chuck norris can beat 3 people in a starring contest

when chuck norris created the world he asked god to say thank you

Chuck Norris is on the blue team, What now greens?

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I managed to snipe Chuck Norris. But only because he was going to the bathroom. XD

Jesus may walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
(don't know if someone already got this and if they did sorry)