damn it sue! *kills sue by throwing grenade at the wall causing him to get killed by the explosion glitching outside the map*

Rambo is not god and the real God saps him into 36852127984126043634 pieces.

i officioly am sad

*glitchs though a corner**pulls a magnum* SUCKIT!

i eat the magnum
and spit bullets at you :D

I came out from PineApples back for support and blows your head off with my shotgun SUCK THAT BITCH!

i chil out ina russian nuclear misle base abd blow up pineapples

I use my armor lock to protect me from your missile and i blew up your russian missile base with my Spartan Laser.

*Jumps out from behind a rock with a flamethrower semi rifle and shoots RTMDL*

Slam my Shield Grenade on the ground and but i got damaged by 45%
while i'm inside the shield i use my med kit.

i'm still alive so i activate the last resort option
nuclear missiles headed EVERYWHERE :D

Since i'm still in my Shield i survived!

@PineApplles I become a FREAKING SUPER MUTANT and then I throw my anti-shield banana on Rtmdl and then it explodes like in worms (YEY for dynamites in banana peels!).

I rocket jump into the air then launch one at you! HA!

Super mutants are to cool too die from explosive bananas and they are effective only if you have a shield on you! HA!
I call for reinforcement and we all through at you REGULAR bananas so that you are crushed by their weight.
And then you explode.
3 times.
Just for fun.

I hold a candle to my but and fart (EVERYONE GET'S AFFECTED BY TACTICAL FART)